Saw 3, much like the other two movies, confused me what with my weak comprehension skills. It begins where the second movie left off. In fact the first movie left off there to. It’s the room where the first 2 guys and the cop were left to die. Amanda, the pot filled sociopathic serial killer henchwoman of Jigsaw, went back in the room after she had left the cop to die and finished the job. Terrible terrible. The bull dyke detective from the other movies gets killed when Amanda builds a machine to tear her rib cage out. Now that that’s out of the way heres where the movie starts going down, falling freely from a cliff with 9.8 m/s acceleration. [Neglect air resistance] Solve for time! Anywho Jigsaw has cancer. This was established many times over and over. He’s laying in a bed dying slowly. To prolong his life he hatched an ingenious scheme to kidnap a doctor who he was apparently stalking. He has Amanda strap a bomb to her neck and if Jigsaws pulse falls flat, BOOM. Thus she must keep him alive to save herself. Follow? In the room next to hers there’s a man going through a Jigsaw test to rid him of his vengeance towards the man who killed his son.

So this man goes through a serious of what should be traumatizing tests but of course they don’t faze him because hes just that good of an actor, as is every actor in this movie thrown into near death situations. That was sarcasm so ya know. As the man goes though his test, the doctor operates on Jigsaw’s skull with power tools and alcohol. Throughout the movie Amanda has random flash backs which are completely irrelevant and boring and I thought I should mention that. I have no reasoning behind why I did. The man comes face to face his son’s killer, who is of course black. The killer is strapped to a machine that’ll pretzel him unless the dude who’s son he killed finds a key and lets him out. Well this guy’s a dick and doesn’t do it in time. He gets a gun and leaves the room of torment and wacky and goes to pursue Jigsaw. Now listen cause here comes da drama. Oh snap. Amanda whips out her gun and shoots the docotor, wait wait, the man with the gun who passed the tests walks into the room with his gun and shoots Amanda, wait wait, THE DOCTOR AND THE GUY WHO WENT THROUGH THOSE TESTS ARE MARRIED!!! GASP!!! Amanda dies, irrelevantly, and the doctor got shot in the neck so can’t tell her husband that if he kills Jigsaw her head blows up. Wouldn’t you know it he kills Jigsaw. His wifes head explodes. Terrible terrible. BUT ALAS. As Jigsaw died he played a message on a tape recorder saying the man, who now lost his son and wife and was directly responsible for the murders of 5 people, had to play a final puzzle, for his daughter, the only person he had left, was in a room with little air. Then the credits rolled. There obviously won’t be a fourth movie. That was sarcasm so ya know.

9/10 ( It was quite gory so go see it )

“He killed my son and you only gave him 6 months in prison.” “Sorry.”
I want to haplow a game.