Very Happy Feet infact. Memphis, a happy little penguin also has reproductive organs and wouldn’t you know it, it just so happend to be mating season up down there in Antarctica. Shortly after he acquires an egg through some sort of sex like process. Oh no he dropped the egg! OH GOSH. Luckily the baby inside survived being as it was born and all, but was it a perfect baby? NO. You see poor baby “Mumble” got some sort of foot retardation and the second he popped out of his egg started dancing instead of marching in line with the other communists. Mumble dances away and then finds his mom Norma Jean and she’s so happy to see him she throws up in his mouth. None of the Penguins like Mumble and his rebellious tap dancing ways, they’re all like “yo conform hombre” or “what you doing son” and the elders are all like he’s an abomination to our superior white race. Poor him boo hoo. Then birds try to eat him and he falls in a hole.

Birds are now eating penguins might I add beca use all the fish were took by aliens. Then fast forward to penguin school graduation day where Mumble gets beaten up by a bird trying to give a fish to his penguin high school romance Gloria who now hates him less cause he gave her food and shes a slut. Fast forward again to mating season. Mumble is all alone with nothing to mate with but his flipper. Then a seal attacks him. Jesus, you know, how unlucky could you be. Mumble, while running from the seal that’s trying to eat him, meets a bunch of younger penguins who are getting more action then he is but like him cause he dances. They become his posse. Fast forward more to Mumble trying to woo Gloria by having a Spanish penguin sing while he mimes the words. They break into dance, again, and again. But hark! The elders appear and are very sad cause aliens keep eating their food and the only way to find out why is to go to the penguin Lovelace so Mumble goes cause he’s a hero. Lovelace is a fat penguin who got attacked by the thing that holds six packs together and can’t get it off. For some reason this thing around his neck is choking him. No good. Then they all embark on an adventure. Oh shit while off adventuring giant boats come, boats full of aliens, and Mumble goes off to be more of a hero by following them. Fast forward more to Mumble lying on a beach half dead where he’s then found and put into a penguin concentration camp. He spends 3 days yelling but no one can hear him cause he speaks bird :( He then goes insane and starts dancing, this attracts loads of people cause everyone loves dancing penguins. Then they feel bad for hurting animals and global warning so they free him. His dad sits and mopes over him and Gloria never had babies so it’s like nothing happened while he was gone. Phew. Mumble got tagged by the humans though and they find him again with their magic helicopters. Then the humans and penguins all start dancing together. Just like real life.

8/10

“It… it just ain’t penguin, okay?”
People have to come together and stop haplowing all the fish alright.